Underwear

I hate underwear, it can be so uncomfortable. Then theres the wedgie, the nastiest thing that can happen to a person, with their clothing anyway. Your walking down the street staring at the sky and then it hits you...wedgie...you can't feel it coming it just happens suddenly. You don't want to pick at it cuz your in public, then you do the turn your-back-against-the-side-of-a-building-and- pretend-to-scratch-your-back-move, and sometimes that doesn't work, so you walk in that funny way, trying to disguise it and end up showing it off...UNDERWEAR IS HORRIBLE!!!